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Europa Universalis 5's latest patch notes took up 72 pages on a Google Doc so I think it might be a big one
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May 11, 2026 · 1 min listen
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Europa Universalis 5's latest patch notes took up 72 pages on a Google Doc so I think it might be a big one
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The latest patch for Europa Universalis 5 dropped earlier this week. Numbered 1.2 and titled Echinades, it is the game's "biggest update yet," as true a sounding statement as can be given that the patch notes come out to apparently 72 pages in a Google Doc. I don't have time to read all of that! So I won't, but I will tell you about the highlights kindly outlined by Paradox Tinto that feature in this update.
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