The FBI Terrorism Task Force interrogated me about saving bugs.
âWould you save a grub?â It was not a question I expected from a special agent in a joint terrorism task force. Yet here I was being interviewed in a Dane County jail about insect rights. It was just the first in a series of questions I was asked by two special agents with the FBI and state department of justice on Saturday. I answered their questions â against the usual legal advice â because I wanted to learn more about their âterrorismâ investigation. And what I learned sheds light on, not just the governmentâs approach to the Ridglan case, but its approach to all âanimal cases.â The conflation of protest and violence. Jim, one of the agents, started the conversation by comparing our action to those of Luigi Mangione, who allegedly assassinated a healthcare CEO because of complaints about premiums. You see a company causing harm, he explained. But itâs not okay to use violence. âYou are right. Violence is wrong,â I replied. âBut grandmas rescuing dogs is not violence.â Criminal damage and terrorism. But, Jim insisted, thatâs not all you did. There were tools â wire cutters, ladders, and even power saws. âDamaging property is not always wrong or illegal,â I responded. I asked Jim and So, the other agent, about the dog in a hot car scenario. Would they break the window? Both quickly said yes. So, then, what is different about a dog being mutilated in a vivisectorâs cage? Liberty for meâŠbut not for thee. Jim then told me he was a hunter who killed deer to feed his family. Activists would disrupt his hunts with bells and other devices. You can have an opinion on hunting, he said, but you canât stop me from living my life and feeding my family. But if we care about liberty, I asked, shouldnât we care about liberty for all beings, including a dog trapped for years in a 2-foot-by-4-foot cage? The right way to make change. Even if I were right morally, however, So insisted there is a right way to do things: within the law. I agree â and the law expressly allows some rules to be broken when a life is at stake. Indeed, officers and firefighters break ârulesâ all the time. No firefighter is liable for breaking down a door to save a puppy from a burning building. The line on âwho matters.â We ended by coming back to their initial question on whether Iâd act to save a bug. âI read that lobsters feel pain,â So said. âDoes that give you the right to break into Red Lobster?â The two agents thought they had me. Who could possibly defend rescuing invertebrates and bugs? But they were surprised by my answer. âWe should have compassion for all animals,â I said. âAnd yes that includes bugs.â I refuse to kill mosquitoes who are biting me for exactly this reason. âYou want to treat dogs the way you think I treat bugs. But we donât have to draw lines. We can simply have compassion for them all.â The agents were stupefied. They requested, and I agreed to, an end to the interview.
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