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"Your infidelity will no longer be broadcasted to everyone as it happens" declares Crusader Kings 3's latest patch, unless you made a baby at a certain time
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May 11, 2026 · 1 min listen
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"Your infidelity will no longer be broadcasted to everyone as it happens" declares Crusader Kings 3's latest patch, unless you made a baby at a certain time
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No one can find out about this, my forbidden love. I am the esteemed holy ruler of these lands, the people look to me for strength and honour. What do you mean 'well, you might have thought about that before we used the bedchamber with the camera in it that livestreams to the castle's big TV'? Ah, I'm ruined. Or, at least I would have been prior to the deployment of Crusader Kings 3's latest patch.
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